Omegele

[Bumme]

http://omegle.com/

Plaats hier je vreemdste gesprek:

[realphoolie]

Bumme, bedankt voor de link!

Ik kwam Vret toevallig tegen

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Stranger: freeze
You: oke
You: alles goed?
Stranger: ook van Geenstijl ja?
You: jep
Stranger: oke dan, ja met jouw
You: ook prima, dank je
Stranger: okey dan, welke voetbalclub support je?
You: die van de huidige landskampioen
You: jij?
Stranger: aha, zorg dat je hem wint dan zondag
You: daar gaan we vanuit
Stranger: mooi zo, dan komen de play-offs champions leaugue er ook dit jaar weer aan
You: dit jaar zijn er geen play-offs voor cl
Stranger: zeker wel, als je 2de wordt
You: voor ronde cl bedoel je?
Stranger: jup, dat
You: oke dan, die gaan twente spelen
You: oke, nu snap ik em
Stranger: dat hopen we idd
You: tukker?
Stranger: zeker wel
You: ik ben bij twente-psv geweest, lange zijde
You: beetje jammer van de laatste secondes
You: seizoenskaart?
Stranger: haha, ik vond het niet erg dat Kufo die bal er nog inprikte
Stranger: nee, dat niet, maar ben wel bij alle uefa thuiswedstrijden geweest dit jaar
You: ah oke, zondag eerst zelf maar eens winnen in rotterda
You: m
You: ik hoop t iig , gun jullie t meer dan de joden
Stranger: ja, wordt nog lastig genoeg
You: nou ja, succes iig. Nog veel plezier, ik ben der weg van
You: mzzl
Stranger: met Feyenoord weet je het nooit, maar ik denk wel 3 punten
Stranger: laterr
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[Gerben Zonderland]

Tot nu toe alleen maar Finnen en aziaten....

[Gerben Zonderland]

Stranger: ba doo doo doo
You: hello
You: ba daa daa daa
Stranger: do you get it?
You: not really, i'm still working....
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[Mukkus]

Hij drukte op het verkeerde knopje.....

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: z Łukaszem
You: That doesn't sounds like dutch name....
Stranger: how you have on will start?
You: sorry?!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you know metallica?
You: Yes, you too?
Stranger: yes
You: Cool.
You: you know 'de Toppers'?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how you have on will start?
You: just push the 'start'-button.
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[Hoef]

Stranger: hi!
You: bing
Stranger: bing bing
Stranger: lol
You: will you kwatta?
Stranger: blong
Stranger: lalalala
You: No,
You: or so
Stranger: so
Stranger: nahnah
You: huidgh hyyridn?
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[Hoef]

Stranger: hi
You: burp
Stranger: asl ?
You: you stink
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[Mukkus]

Tsja...een duitser.....

Stranger: hi
You: hallo.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: yes, i live.
Stranger: w h e r e?
You: O S A K A
You: You live too?
Stranger: i think so...
Stranger: in Bahlingen
Stranger: osaka is in japan right?
You: Nice. Bahlingen w h e r e?
Stranger: Bahlingen near F R E I B U R G
Stranger: ^^
You: you arsloch?
Stranger: ok. it is in germany
Stranger: you have forgotten the ch
Stranger: between s and l
You: I know few words in dutch.
Stranger: lol
You: saurkrout
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: cool
You: How is Germany?
Stranger: good question....
Stranger: it is ok
You: Kid on my school also german.
You: Says germans are ugly. I don't know.
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am not ^^
You: yes, he says.
Stranger: yeah, but i am not
You: then you not german.
You: i dont believe you.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: doesn't matter
You: no matter.
You: school or work?
Stranger: school you?
Stranger: school too?
You: school.
You: do you also shoot at school?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: do you?
You: In Germany they shoot in school. Friend told me.
Stranger: we had about 3 school shootings in the last 10 years in hole germany
You: not good.
Stranger: better than 4...
You: really hurts. Shoot.
Stranger: it is called school shooting
Stranger: not school shoot...
Stranger: or waht did you mean?
Stranger: what*
You: Not good, shoot schooling.
Stranger: ah ok
Stranger: i think so too
Stranger: i think everybody thinks so
You: Not here in Japan.
You: We trow sushi.
You: Does not hurt.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: i think i shluld go now...
You: Only bad sushi.
You: Good sushi we eat.

[waf]

[gittermaster]

:lol:

[gittermaster]

dat ging snel...

Stranger: 14/15 years old girl?
You: 61 boyfrom antarctica
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[gittermaster]

dit is echt heel geestig...


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You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: antarctica, you?
Stranger: danish?
You: no ?
You: you?
You: danish?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: you know
You: yes i know
Stranger: not sverige
You: litmanen
Stranger: are you really from antartica?
You: yes
Stranger: yeah litmanen is one of the soccer players
Stranger: do you like soccer?
You: i know
You: we dont play soccer
You: only ice hockey
You: but like it
Stranger: it's funny when i say finland some people say formula drivers like räikkönen and kovalainen
Stranger: I play ice hockey too
Stranger:
You: yes?
You: i play at proud pinguins
You: and you?
You: do you know them
Stranger: when we have ice in winter but not in a hall
Stranger: are you kidding me?
You: okay
You: ??
You: kidding?
Stranger: how should i know a team from antartica?
You: best of antarctica, you dont know them?
You: well i know litmanen
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: but litmanen is a person not a team
Stranger: and in antartica there is only some expedition teams and such
You: yes but a team is bigger then a person
You: and 2 villages
Stranger: but a person can be more famous than a team
You: that can be but proud pinguins are very famous
You: 20 times national champions
Stranger: I only know pittsburgh penguins
You: in a row
You: pittsburgh?
You: i dont know
You: we have proud pinguins and shabby seaberts
You: shabby seaberts suck
Stranger: can you have sex with penguins?
You: i think so, can you have sex with Litmanen?
Stranger: I think he has a wife
Stranger: oot suomesta ja mitä vittua selität oikeesti
You: pinguins also have wifes
Stranger: ok
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[Mukkus]

Proud Pinguins and Shabby Seaberts.....

Deze was niet aardig....

Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: I'm a girl too.
You: With a dick.
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[Haggie]

begint goed

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[waf]

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You: hello
You: where are you from?
Stranger: antarctica, you?
You: danish?
Stranger: no ?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: danish?
You: finland
You: you know
Stranger: yes i know
You: not sverige
Stranger: litmanen
You: are you really from antartica?
Stranger: yes
You: yeah litmanen is one of the soccer players, he's sissy
You: we call him glassgay
You: do you like soccer?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: we dont play soccer
Stranger: only ice hockey
Stranger: but like it
You: it's funny when i say finland some people say formula drivers like räikkönen and kovalainen
You: you name the national glassgay
You: I play ice hockey too
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: i play at proud pinguins
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: do you know them
You: when we have ice in winter but not in a hall
You: are you kidding me?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: ??
Stranger: kidding?
You: how should i know a team from antartica?
Stranger: best of antarctica, you dont know them?
Stranger: well i know litmanen
You: no not really
You: but litmanen is a person not a team, and a gay
You: and in antartica there is only some expedition teams and such
Stranger: yes but a team is bigger then a person
Stranger: and 2 villages
You: but a person can be more famous than a team
Stranger: that can be but proud pinguins are very famous
Stranger: 20 times national champions
You: that's easy when there only one team
You: I only know pittsburgh penguins
Stranger: in a row
Stranger: pittsburgh?
Stranger: i dont know
You: then you re not a real icehockeyplayer. then you re also a sissy.
Stranger: we have proud pinguins and shabby seaberts
Stranger: shabby seaberts suck
You: can you have sex with penguins?
Stranger: i think so, can you have sex with Litmanen?
You: I think he has a wife
You: oot suomesta ja mitä vittua selität oikeesti
Stranger: pinguins also have wifes
You: ok

[gittermaster]

:lol: :lol:

[Ekslem]

[Haggie]

[Treesong]

Iets zegt me dat deze flauwekul geen lang leven beschoren is :|