Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

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27-03-2009, 03:58 PM

Een nederlands stel gaat op vakantie naar Israel, maar tijdens een dagtocht naar Jerusalem wordt de vrouw onwel en komt te overlijden. De man neemt contact op met zijn verzekeraar in Nederland en meldt het overlijden van zijn vrouw. De verzekeraar zal het ÃÂ©ÃÂ©n en ander uitzoeken en de volgende ochtend terugbellen. Verzekeraar belt keurig terug en heeft nogal opvallend nieuws: "Meneer, we kunnen uw vrouw transporteren naar Nederland, maar dat is niet gedekt in uw overlijdensverzekering. En dan is er nog een probleem, de kosten vanuit IsraÃÂ«l zijn ongeveer 25.000 euro.....maar ik heb al een alternatief: vlak buiten Jerusalem is een begraafplaats waar we uw vrouw kunnen begraven voor 29 euro en dat is wel gedekt." De man hoort het verhaal aan en zal erover nadenken. De volgende dag belt de man terug en kiest ervoor om zijn vrouw voor 25.000 euro te laten overvliegen naar Nederland. De verzekeraar reageert verbaasd: "Meneer, IsraÃÂ«l is wel het beloofde land, en een goede laatste rustplaats voor uw vrouw, terwijl de kosten om haar in Nederland te krijgen 25.000 euro is...."
"Ik weet het", zegt de man, "ik heb er ook lang over nagedacht, maar een dikke 2000 jaar geleden hebben ze hier een man begraven, die 3 dagen later uit de dood herrees, dat risico wil ik niet nemen!!"

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Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:34 PM

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Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by FC Wageningen - 21-10-2005, 02:36 PM

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Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 11:40 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Lamme Lennie - 07-05-2008, 12:37 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:52 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:53 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by waf - 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 01:40 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by EJR - 07-05-2008, 01:45 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:10 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:25 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Treesong - 07-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 07-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 11:21 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 10:49 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Berend Botje - 27-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 02:33 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by gittermaster - 27-03-2009, 02:51 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Dugarry - 27-03-2009, 03:04 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 03:58 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 04:01 PM

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