Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

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07-11-2005, 03:58 PM

Rond sluitingstijd staat een agent bij een cafÃÂ© te wachten, om te zien of hij nog wat mensen kan betrappen die met een slok of twee teveel op achter het stuur willen kruipen.
Op een gegeven moment strompelt er een vent zo blauw als een balletje en stom lazerus de kroeg uit, struikelt over de drempel, schopt de kat, hangt enige tijd aan een paal, zwalkt dan rond over de parkeerplaats, probeert zijn sleutel op 5 verschillende auto's uit in alle gaatjes vooraleer hij zijn eigen auto gevonden heeft en is nog zeker 10 minuten bezig om zijn sleutel in het deurslot te krijgen.
Alle overige bezopen bezoekers zijn intussen al lang en breed zwalkend vertrokken, maar de agent heeft enkel oog voor deze ene dronkelap. Eindelijk lukt het hem om in de auto te komen.

Als hij uiteindelijk al startend, hortend en stotend met de auto wil wegrijden, laat de agent de bestuurder stoppen om een blaastest te ondergaan

Zelfs na meerdere pogingen en andere batterijen geeft het apparaat nog steeds 0,0 promille aan.
De agent vraagt stom verbaasd aan de man hoe dat in hemelsnaam mogelijk is, waarop de man antwoordt: Vanavond was ik "De Bram".

Agent: "Bram??????"
Man: "Bewust Rijdende Afleidings Manoeuvre ."

Simr ('90+2)
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"Al mot ik kruupen"
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Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:34 PM

[No subject] - by FC Wageningen - 21-10-2005, 02:35 PM

[No subject] - by Marshall - 21-10-2005, 02:35 PM

[No subject] - by FC Wageningen - 21-10-2005, 02:36 PM

[No subject] - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:36 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by FC Wageningen - 21-10-2005, 02:36 PM

[No subject] - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:38 PM

[No subject] - by Kleine Jan - 21-10-2005, 02:39 PM

[No subject] - by EJR - 21-10-2005, 02:49 PM

[No subject] - by waf - 21-10-2005, 02:53 PM

[No subject] - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:54 PM

[No subject] - by EJR - 21-10-2005, 02:56 PM

[No subject] - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:58 PM

[No subject] - by Bor de Wolf - 21-10-2005, 03:01 PM

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Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 11:40 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Lamme Lennie - 07-05-2008, 12:37 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:52 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:53 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by waf - 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 01:40 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by EJR - 07-05-2008, 01:45 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:10 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:25 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Treesong - 07-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 07-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 11:21 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 10:49 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Berend Botje - 27-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 02:33 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by gittermaster - 27-03-2009, 02:51 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Dugarry - 27-03-2009, 03:04 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 03:58 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 04:01 PM

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