Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

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11-11-2005, 02:07 AM

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vrouw loopt naar de microfoon: Ik heet Truus en ben 24 jaar getrouwd met Jan. Ik streek gedurende al die jaren trouw zijn overhemden, maar had daar geen zin meer in". Daverend applaus uit de zaal.
Ik zei vorig jaar:"Jan, strijk jij die overhemden zelf maar. Ik heb er geen zin meer in." Weer luid geklap uit de zaal.
De eerste dag zag ik niets veranderen. De 2de dag ook niet,maar op de derde dag stond Jan ineens zelf z'n overhemden te strijken.
De zaal staat op z'n kop van enthousiasme.

Een tweede vrouw loopt naar de microfoon: Ik heet Babs en ben 10 jaar getrouwd met Pieter. Pieter heeft enorme zweetvoeten en om die lucht eruit te krijgen moeten z'n sokken met de hand worden gewassen met Soda. Ik had daar geen zin meer in". Luid gejuich en gejoel uit de zaal.
Ik zei tegen Pieter: "Was jij je sokken voortaan maar zelf!" De dames staan op de banken.
De eerste dag zag ik niets veranderen, de 2de ook niet, maar op de derde dag stond Pieter mooi zelf z'n sokken te wassen." De wave wordt ingezet.

Een klein vrouwtje grijpt de microfoon: Iek geet Fatima en iek 5 jaar getraut mit Mohammed. Mohammed wil elke dag cous-cous eet. Iek altijd for hem gekook, maar gad geen sin meer en seg: as jij wil eet cous-cous, ga maar lekker selluf maak." De zaal is niet meer te houden.
De 1stedag iek sie nix, de tweede dag iek sie nix, maar derde dag iek sie weer klain bitje mit linkeroog."

Vooruit nu Roodwitten !!!!
Vooruit PSV !!!!

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Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:34 PM

[No subject] - by FC Wageningen - 21-10-2005, 02:35 PM

[No subject] - by Marshall - 21-10-2005, 02:35 PM

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[No subject] - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:36 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by FC Wageningen - 21-10-2005, 02:36 PM

[No subject] - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:38 PM

[No subject] - by Kleine Jan - 21-10-2005, 02:39 PM

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Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 11:40 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Lamme Lennie - 07-05-2008, 12:37 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:52 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:53 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by waf - 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 01:40 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by EJR - 07-05-2008, 01:45 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:10 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:25 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Treesong - 07-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 07-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 11:21 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 10:49 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Berend Botje - 27-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 02:33 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by gittermaster - 27-03-2009, 02:51 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Dugarry - 27-03-2009, 03:04 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 03:58 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 04:01 PM

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