Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

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17-11-2005, 04:30 PM

Een kerel loopt in Amsterdam na een avondje stappen en moet nodig pissen. Hij staat bij een brug en kijkt naar het water en maakt vast zijn broek los.
Hij ziet een paal met een kikker erop. Hij wil er bijna overheen pissen, maar bedenkt dan "is toch zielig voor die kikker" en besluit gewoon in t water te pissen.
Dan gebeurt er iets opmerkelijks. De kikker zegt "dank je wel dat je niet over me heen pist. Iedereen die hier gaat pissen doet dat nl. wel, als dank mag je 1 wens doen". De man vindt t een raar verhaal (pratende kikker, wens doen) maar probeert t toch. Hij wenst een Porsche en... ja hoor, de Porsche staat voor zijn deur en de sleutel ligt op zijn bureau.
Hij besluit om terug te gaan om de kikker te bedanken. "Bedankt he! kan ik misschien iets voor jou doen, want je hebt mij echt geholpen".
De kikker zegt... "Nou?!?!?!" "Beetje raar misschien, maar zou jij je geslacht in mijn mond willen doen?" De man vind t een vreemd verzoek, maar besluit m toch tegemoed te komen, hij rijdt nu immers in een mooie Porsche.
Hij neemt de kikker mee naar een afgelegen plek en legt zijn lul in zijn mond.
Dan gebeurt er ineens iets heel bizars. De kikker verandert in een meisje van 11 en begint te gillen.

En zo is het echt gebeurt edelachtbare!

The great old Ludwig von...

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Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 21-10-2005, 02:34 PM

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Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 11:40 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Lamme Lennie - 07-05-2008, 12:37 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:52 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:53 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by waf - 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 01:40 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by EJR - 07-05-2008, 01:45 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:10 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:25 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Treesong - 07-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 07-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 11:21 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 10:49 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Berend Botje - 27-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 02:33 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by gittermaster - 27-03-2009, 02:51 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Dugarry - 27-03-2009, 03:04 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 03:58 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 04:01 PM

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