Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

Wie kent er nog een leuke mop?

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16-12-2005, 01:37 PM

De belastinginspecteur komt langs bij de synagoge. En terwijl hij de boeken controleert vraagt hij de Rabbijn: "Ik zie dat u veel kaarsen verkoopt, wat doet u eigenlijk met het overgebleven kaarsvet?" "Goede vraag!" zegt de Rabbijn, "Dat sparen we op en geven we terug aan de fabrikant. Eens in de zoveel tijd sturen ze ons dan een doos met gratis kaarsen toe." "Oh" zei de belastinginspecteur, enigszins teleurgesteld dat zijn ongewone vraag een praktisch antwoord had. Maar onverstoorbaar ging hij door met zijn stuitende vraagstelling: "En hoe gaat dat dan met de Matzes? Wat doet u met de kruimels?" "Ah!" zei de Rabbijn, en realiseerde zich dat de inspecteur hem wilde pakken met een niet te beantwoorden vraag. "Wij verzamelen de kruimels en geven deze terug aan de fabrikant. Eens in de zoveel tijd sturen ze ons dan een doos met gratis Matzes toe." "Ik begrijp het," antwoordde de inspecteur, snel denkend over hoe hij het deze betweterige Rabbijn verder moeilijk kon maken. "Nou Rabbijn, dan rest mij u nog te vragen wat u doet met alle overblijfselen van de besnijdenissen." "Ook hierbij verspillen wij niets!", antwoordde de Rabbijn. "Wij verzamelen alle stukjes voorhuid en sturen deze naar de Belastingdienst. Eens in de zoveel tijd sturen ze ons dan een lul...."

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Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 11:40 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Lamme Lennie - 07-05-2008, 12:37 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:52 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 12:53 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by waf - 07-05-2008, 01:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by harry_bierdop - 07-05-2008, 01:40 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by EJR - 07-05-2008, 01:45 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:10 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:16 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 04:25 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Treesong - 07-05-2008, 04:39 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bumme - 07-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Bredanaar - 07-05-2008, 11:21 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 10:49 AM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Berend Botje - 27-03-2009, 01:31 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Gerben Zonderland - 27-03-2009, 02:33 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by gittermaster - 27-03-2009, 02:51 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Dugarry - 27-03-2009, 03:04 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 03:58 PM

Re: Wie kent er nog een leuke mop? - by Mukkus - 27-03-2009, 04:01 PM

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